Ride Out 2012 In Style With Vivos Apocalypse Shelters

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Looking to be pampered during armageddon? Sign up for a Vivos underground shelter. If Vivos’ site is to be believed, you’ll be sitting pretty and cavorting with models while the rest of civilization burns to ashy smears.

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Has the Recession Made You More Beautiful?

Two studies, one using American movie actresses, the other Playboy Playmates of the Year, found that in uncertain times, such as when the economy is stuttering along, beauty icons tend to be slightly more “mature” looking women — taller, heavier and sporting larger waists and less babyish facial features.

Robot Porn for the Blind

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After realizing that the “blind have been left out in a culture saturated with sexual images,” Lisa Murphy created porn for the blind, illustrated with raised images of a woman with “perfect breasts” and a “male love robot.”

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