50 Million Year Old Sex Turtles

Teenagers, beware! Here is another very good reason to never, ever have sex. Like these 50-million-year-old turtles, you could get so caught up in the act, that you don’t notice you are sinking into a bog full of toxic volcanic gasses. It’s a real risk! This happened to more than one pair of filthy, sex-having turtles. And condoms will not save you.

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