That’s right ladies and gents (but mostly ladies), the search is on for the QUEEN OF CONSPIRAPORN 2010! What’s the Queen of Conspiraporn? Why, it’s the most coveted title on the planet with billions of sexy, intelligent, quirky ladies competing to be the spokesmodel for our own little CONSPIRAPORN website. What can you win? My, you ask a lot of questions! The winner will partake in an exclusive interview with yours truley, recieve help with their very own photoshoot, get some promo and publicity for your own website/Myspace/product (should you have any), be an intregal part to CONSPIRAPORN throughout 2010, and even receive some cash prizes! All you have to do to enter is send me a photo of yourself and be willing to fill out a short questionaire for your chance to win, it’s that easy. In the meantime please be sure to check out last year’s winner, the lovely ERROR (pictured above) who was previously crowned! The 2010 winner will be announced sometime in July, so send in those entries today!!!
Apr
21
2010
CONSPIRAPORN! 
And just a note, if you are entering there is absolutely NO NUDITY involved, nor the need to be “sexy” (I’m not sexist here). You don’t have to be a Barbie doll, just be yourself. Likewise, while you’ll be featured on CONSPIRAPORN throughout the year, there is no responsibility on your part to update this site or directly interact. I’ll do all the work, you’ll be treated like a queen all year! Interested parties may contact me here in a comment, or my email address: mad247@weirdness.com . Thanks!
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http://www.instantshift.com/2010/02/10/21-free-music-players-for-your-website/ You won’t believe your ears.
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How do you decide a winner? This isn’t a beauty contest is it?
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I won’t lie, I am looking for a face to help get the word out about CONSPIRAPORN in 2010, but this isn’t a beauty contest, and I hate to think of it as a competition at all. The winner will be decided simply by who seems to want it more! You can be the hottest chick in the world, but if you just don’t give a fuck about winning, why should you be THE QUEEN?
As for the winner, all I can say is that it will be worth their while. All I need is a photo, for you to fill out a questionnaire of 5 or 10 questions, and be willing to do a short interview. CONSPIRAPORN will help the winner with their own photoshoot, the results of which will be published on this website and other spots around the net.
I did mention $$$ prizes didn’t I???
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I’m floored. Last year’s winner was damn fine and funny, I’m still drooling. In that off chance that you actually get some nude pics from the entries for the love of god post them here!
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Last year’s winner, ERROR, is a fine lady indeed, and congrats to her on her recent engagement (boooooo!). No but seriously, congrats. And, this is an adult oriented website, if somebody sends nude photos (highly unlikely) and actually wants me to post them, I will. Otherwise, I’m not looking for nudity at all. A little sexy? Yes! But nudity is not necessary in the least, nor expected or encouraged…
The quest for QUEEN OF CONSPIRAPORN ends in July, so hopefully we get enough entries to make this a fun contest….
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Sidenote: Everyone who enters will be featured in some way, shape, or form on this site. But there can be only ONE!!!
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I know we’re a new site, but it’s dawned on me that CONSPIRAPORN should be getting 500 page views a day, instead of the measly 150 that it’s currently receiving…. My other site http://www.upsidebackwards.info gets 1000+ views a day… Less than 1200 page views a week, I hardly know why it’s worth it… My time is valuable…
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